Kid Quotes

Kids Quotes that truly made me Laugh Out Loud

Me: Alright, so that is the end of our sentence so we need to put a...
Kid: Pyramid!
*period... but close!*

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(Every day my school serves a fresh fruit or vegetable for snack time)
Kid 1: Hey, what's for snack today?
Kid 2: Leaves! Leaves for snack
* It was spinach*

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Me: Does anyone know a tongue twister?
Kid: Yeah I think I've heard one about a Wood Chuck
Me: Oh yeah? About how much wood a woodchuck could chuck?
Kid: Yeah! How much wood, would a a woodchuck f*** if a woodchuck could f*** wood.
Me: That is NOT appropriate!!
Kid: What isn't? The wood chuck? How much wood would a woodchuck f***.....
*Kid has NO CLUE he is saying a bad word*

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Me: Hi kid, I haven't seen you for a few days, what have you been up to?
Kid: Oh, you know, reading... writing... synthesizing..
* A teachers dream :) *

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Kid: Ms. K I can't find my ear muffins!

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